Let’s consider this a code of conduct, shall we?
Poke me & die.
— Don’t ever poke me. Just don’t.
Mom, you’re embrassing yourself!
— Mom, please don’t ever try to add me on Facebook. Like ever.
OMG. HAYLOR.
— Please do not write a one page rant — as your status. (Newsflash: blog)
He bugs me so much.
— If you want to be the most annoying human being on earth, then go ahead. INVITE ME TO STUPID EVENTS EVERYDAY!
EVERYBODY HATES YOU AND NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE “IN LOVE”.
— The entire world will hate you for the gross mushy gushy sh*t you write on your boyfriend/girlfriend’s wall,not just me.
Lookin’ at you MOMS.
— If you are over 40, you are not allowed to “like” everything I post. This is why you’re not suppose to have Facebook.
Judge me all you want, I CAN’T STAND MARIAH CAREY.
— Do not argue with me over MY personal opinion on MY Facebook status (You always lose because it’s not your life).
Seriously — I want to know who invented this awful game.
— FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT ASK ME TO PLAY FARMVILLE!
Yikes…
— Do not like a photo of me from 6 years ago and rehash all of my insecurities.
Yeah…someone might find this a tad bit offensive.
— Try your very best not to be offensive (This one is tough but you must try).
There you have it. If you comply with all of the above, we can totes be Facebook friends 🙂
zlowdown 
Perfect. I should send this to someone from my university on the Student Union who keeps sending me Facebook invites to crappy events populated with the same idiots I see everyday. I swear that the SU are using facebook as their sole marketing technique and there is no opt out! If he knows you are at Newman he’ll CC you into any invite! I get around 5 SU related messages a day.
Ha ha I’m glad you liked it!
It was actually something I wrote in a note on my Iphone when someone who irritates me so much invited me to the 100th event that day. I guess — this was more so of a rant.
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