Favourite Tweets Of The Week

Favourite Tweets of the week

Hi everyone! I’m sorry for my lack of contribution to society  slacking so hard on my blog lately. I went on a much needed hiatus from life and vacationed my over-worked-and-run-down-soul. Fret not thyself! I am back and hopefully with a ton to say about all sorts of things everybody cares about!

My favourite tweets of the week: Valentine’s

It’s awesome to see all the different opinions on the day of love!

Here are some of my favourites this week. 

If you want to be my Facebook friend

Let’s consider this a code of conduct, shall we?

Poke me & die.

— Don’t ever poke me. Just don’t. 

Mom, you’re embrassing yourself!

—  Mom, please don’t ever try to add me on Facebook. Like ever. 

OMG. HAYLOR.

— Please do not write a one page rant — as your status. (Newsflash: blog)

He bugs me so much.

— If you want to be the most annoying human being on earth, then go ahead. INVITE ME TO STUPID EVENTS EVERYDAY!

EVERYBODY HATES YOU AND NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE “IN LOVE”.

— The entire world will hate you for the gross mushy gushy sh*t you write on your boyfriend/girlfriend’s wall,not just me. 

Lookin’ at you MOMS.

— If you are over 40, you are not allowed to “like” everything I post. This is why you’re not suppose to have Facebook.

Judge me all you want, I CAN’T STAND MARIAH CAREY.

— Do not argue with me over MY personal opinion on MY Facebook status (You always lose because it’s not your life).

Seriously — I want to know who invented this awful game.

— FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT ASK ME TO PLAY FARMVILLE!

Yikes…

— Do not like a photo of me from 6 years ago and rehash all of my insecurities.

Yeah…someone might find this a tad bit offensive.

— Try your very best not to be offensive (This one is tough but you must try).

There you have it. If you comply with all of the above, we can totes be Facebook friends 🙂

My favourite tweets of this week

It’s that time again!

Man, I love twitter.